San Francisco. 🌉 Site Reliability Manager at Google. 💻 Also, I love television. 🎬 He/Him 👦🏽 #BlackLivesMatter #StopAsianHate
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saw this car driving back from LA yesterday ... what's the chance Betty White drives 25+ over the speed limit?
not sure which panel of this car I like more: thicc Marge Simpson is THAT bitch, or the shrine to Kobe Bryant.
@mattranalletta my absolute favorite minna moment is this outtake (starting at 7:21):
came across this truck full of my old tweets
@thrashr888 my favorite is this one:
shout out to everyone re-learning to tuck your badge into your back pocket when using the bathroom so your stall neighbor won't recognize you
@squeakytoy Pip and I saw her perform at Wendy when she changed the words but forgot halfway through that she changed the words.
TIL Allison Mack is not the same as Alex Mack
@mattranalletta got some exclusive video of you hiking back down the trail
if i ever opened a club it would definitely be called CC Babcock's
I'd rather be dry in California than alive in Arizona.
@weaselingaround "No no - that's Veneno" (to the tune of A No No)