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I truly cannot remember what people used to say before “not _____” when describing an incredulous thing. My brain is broken from this website 😍
it should be illegal for @salesforce to use the slack DM notification sound in a fuckin TV commercial
« wishing my supervisor would support the revolutionary fire of a house with four doors on it » 🥺 👉👈
Advert just now during the Giants game proclaimed “Vodka is water” and if that’s not me sweet-talking the chaperones at a @TheCollegePrep prom, I don’t know what is.
Nina Turner's plan to spend 5 years screaming about how she wants to destroy the Democratic party and then win a primary may have been ill-advised.
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken 🐓🚗 it is bigger than the car
If Nina Turner loses tonight, and it’s still early, but it would be wise for the far left to take a look within themselves and maybe realize picking candidates who vote third party, attack their own POTUS more than Republicans, etc are just simply NOT. IT. 👏🏻
Why am I enjoying my flop era so much? Has anyone else found an odd relief in not having to live up to expectations anymore? I think it’s been good for my health/mind/skin/hair/ego/perspective/career. You make better choices when you succumb to your own floppery and roll with it.