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@badlandsinhidin you’re already dating, everything you need is already inside of you @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

@badlandsinhidin you’re already dating, everything you need is already inside of you

this is the type of deranged guidance counselor I want to be someday @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

this is the type of deranged guidance counselor I want to be someday

a baby lesbian asked me to help her get her first date and I said yes but I know I will lead her astray @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

a baby lesbian asked me to help her get her first date and I said yes but I know I will lead her astray

Austin Ames is the stupidest person alive, his Princeton acceptance should’ve been revoked and he should’ve been executed @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

Austin Ames is the stupidest person alive, his Princeton acceptance should’ve been revoked and he should’ve been executed

new video! Weird Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics!
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new video! Weird Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics! https://t.co/uNemnkj87d

was referred to as masc on tiktok today πŸ§πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

was referred to as masc on tiktok today πŸ§πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

I feel like I should never be a manager @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

I feel like I should never be a manager

New Video! The Most Cursed Shein Review Photos
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New Video! The Most Cursed Shein Review Photos https://t.co/826AaiMglg

let’s be honest with ourselves, is the reason why the acne/KP medication isn’t working due to the product or because we can’t stop picking our skin? @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

let’s be honest with ourselves, is the reason why the acne/KP medication isn’t working due to the product or because we can’t stop picking our skin?

trying to make girl friends post pandemic and I absolutely dread telling them I’m a lesbian because right as you tell them you can see a shift in their eyes and it’s like @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

trying to make girl friends post pandemic and I absolutely dread telling them I’m a lesbian because right as you tell them you can see a shift in their eyes and it’s like

that fucking goat is back @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

that fucking goat is back

horny hours are upon us @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

horny hours are upon us

can I go now @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

can I go now

this has awoken something inside of me @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

this has awoken something inside of me

how do I get my trainer to open up @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

how do I get my trainer to open up

I’ve been singing this all morning @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

I’ve been singing this all morning

me eating pussy @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

me eating pussy

I feel like an abused partner @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

I feel like an abused partner

speaking of which @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

speaking of which