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"why did you block me?" because i like to have a nice time on the internet and it isn't much deeper than that
hey my partner and I noticed you from across the bar and we saw that you aren’t eating the pickle that came with your sandwich can i have it
i know this isn’t the app for it but i had an absolutely smashing day in the sun with a friend + this overeage onion flower and here is the proof. happy heatwave to this horrible little island!
@sarahschauer God yeah this one time i was in a car with a bunch of straight girls id met a few hours prior and we were having a good time but then i mentioned my ex gf and the entire car went quiet it was the absolute worst
holy shit. i never realized but this is exactly what my best friend did to me. the worst part is i set her and her now husband up…
I got this sponsorship offer for tiktok and in the email they said “I love your consistent posts, I can tell you work hard” and that’s how I know they haven’t watched my tiktoks at all