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queer baiting is actually when you put a Jean jacket beneath a big box that’s propped up by a stick and when the gay gets under the box you pull a string tied to the stick, causing the box to fall and trapping the gay inside
my Lyft driver was like “are you a singer,” and I said “I’m a youtuber,” and he said “I’m trying to do something similar” and I said “oh really? Like what?” And he says “make costume jewelry” Huh??
it’s crazy how different therapists and psychiatrists are, therapists are like wise beavers and psychiatrists are meth dolphins
like a lot of straight women use their best friends as a place holder until the find a boyfriend already, I don’t even want to entertain that dynamic
logging into my burner account on tiktok to agree with something a little controversial then switching back to my main to tell my burner to k*ll myself